On the Lighter Side

A Church posted, “Prophecy class has been Canceled due to unforseen circumstances.
One guy fixed his sign in front of his house, from Welcome to UN-Welcome.
Another church posted, “Don’t Hoard! Even Noah took only 2 of each.
Another church, “Services canceled, God Making House Calls.
And my favorite…I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe…my sock is sliding off. (Deeper meaning is “I MISS YOU”)